Kyle

Kyle is a 10 foot tall immortal gay raccoon, and is the main protagonist of Kyle. He is one of the 9,837 variations of Jotaro Kujo in Dimension B. He is a morally gray godlike being in the dimension, because 1/9837 odds against one Satan are very good.

Appearance
Kyle is 10 feet tall and his weight cannot be calculated because it breaks every single scale when attempted, even the kind used to weigh cars. He has gray fur with traditional raccoon markings, a scruffy ringed tail, and pure black sunglasses. His eyes are never visible, even when looked at from the side. His fingernails have 12+ inch long acrylics that are usually hot pink in color. He wears a cool spiked collar for swag, and a bright pink jacket absolutely drenched in bean juice 24/4. The sleeves are torn in the middle, with beans leaking from the rips. Kyle wears a shirt generally with some kind of radically politically incorrect statement on it. He wears cargo shorts and then sexy fishnets on most of his leg. He wears very tall black boots with very spiky soles on the bottom.

Abilities

 * Immortality- Kyle is unable to be killed or harmed in any way canonically. He will always respawn at a Kyle Spawner in an undisclosed location.


 * Strength- Kyle is incredibly strong. Without any assistance from tools or supernatural abilities he can lift buildings, punch through walls, throw cars, and kakyoin people.
 * Cucking (Dimensional)- Cucking is the act of stretching someone so thin they become one-dimensional. Kyle has done this to Brodeeeeeeyeeeeyiy when he invaded his house to bomb it with Kyle inside of it.
 * Cucking(Shakespearean)- While Kyle does not like women in any context or even want to associate with the female species, he could cuck a marriage if he chose.
 * End The Entire Fucking Universe- See Gay Walmart
 * Homosexuality- Kyle can become gay at will
 * Laser Eyes- The reason no one has ever seen Kyle's eyes is because if he lifts the sunglasses then lasers come out. He once blew up an Urger Mart with his eyeballs alone.
 * Fear Aura- Men, women, and children alike fear Kyle before they can even see him. Weaker souls can sense him coming and instinctually run.